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  In any event, one morning when the quietly charming and acceptably solicitous Mr. Moffat came to visit, he found her weeping prettily into a handkerchief and fell promptly to his knees.

  “Miss Blackstock! You are unwell! Let me call for your aunt at once.”

  “Oh, Mr. Moffat! I must look a fright.”

  Miss Blackstock’s eyes sparkled from her unshed tears and her nose was nowhere near red since she’d been careful to pat it gently.

  Mr. Moffat, ever the courteous gentlemen, said, “You look radiant as always. Please tell me what the matter is.”

  “It’s uncle. He’s so tired of hearing about the wedding and the flowers and the trousseau that he says my aunt and I have lost all reason. That we are both too, too silly.”

  “What else is an engaged woman supposed to talk of but flowers and her trousseau?”

  “Steam.”

  Mr. Moffat sat back on his heels. “Steam?”

  “My uncle thinks I should be interested in. . .science. And progress.”

  “Science? Progress?”

  Letitia nodded. “To be well-rounded. You know how he feels about being well-rounded. The heart of the prudent getteth knowledge; and the ear of the wise seeketh knowledge. Proverbs 18:15.”

  Mr. Moffat closed his eyes tightly, the scripture quoting the least favorite feature of his future wife. Miss Blackstock did try to remember but Honora had little hope she would be able to stop.

  She said, “There is a series of lectures about steam that he began taking me to but this week he’s cried off.” Letitia sniffed and stamped her foot. “He thinks I’m silly! I will finish this series to prove that I am not. Do you think I’m silly, Mr. Moffat?”

  “Of course not. I will take you.”

  “To the lecture?” she cried, and he preened at her.

  “Of course.”

  She leaned forward to whisper conspiratorially, “It is terribly dull. And the company is. . .objectionable.”

  He smiled, obviously relieved to hear that she did not actually find steam an invigorating subject. And then he frowned.

  “I am sure your uncle would never have let you go in the first place if the company was not respectable.”

  “Oh, it’s respectable. Just. . . sour. But you’ll see, when you take me.”

  And she beamed at him.

  They arrived at the lecture hall early and Miss Blackstock gossiped about the attendees, making up stories about them to make Mr. Moffat laugh.

  Her maid, to both women’s relief, waited outside.

  They made their way to their seats, Honora’s eyes meeting the surly gentleman’s in the next row back long enough for him to say, “Let me guess. Your brother, or a cousin. Is there any hope he will be quiet for the duration of the lecture or will you two be chattering away the entire time?”

  Mr. Moffat stopped and turned at the rude intrusion. “Not her brother or her cousin. Her fiancé. Mr. Anthony Moffat of Cheapside. And you are, sir?”

  Sourpuss looked completely taken aback and Honora tried not to roll her eyes at him. A woman wears a twig in her hat and the man thinks she’s an open book.

  Pfft.

  He finally said, “Mr. George St. Clair. Of Lancashire.”

  “And this is Miss Letitia Blackstock. At least for a little while longer.”

  Mr. Moffat beamed down at her and Miss Blackstock beamed back.

  Mr. George St. Clair of Lancashire looked like he wanted to vomit.

  She nodded her head at him and said sweetly, “So good to finally meet you, Mr. St. Clair.”

  He looked even more taken back at her sweet tone and then the skin between his eyes puckered and he narrowed his eyes.

  Honora quickly bade Mr. Moffat to sit down and when he did, leaned in to whisper, “Sour.”

  Mr. Moffat snickered, and Mr. St. Clair sat back in his chair and folded his arms, studying the two of them as if they had suddenly sprouted smoke stacks.

  Honora would have enjoyed it more if Mr. Moffat had not then chattered throughout the entire lecture.

  Mr. St. Clair stood at the end of it and said loudly, “These lectures are so very illuminating; I wish I could hear more of them. Mr. Moffat, a pleasure. Miss Blackstock, your hat reminds me of springtime in the country, all these flowers bobbing happily. Almost makes me long for dead twigs.”

  Mr. Moffat watched him walk away with a perplexed look on his face. “He’s an odd fellow.”

  Miss Blackstock nodded, then held her hand out to be helped up. “Yes, very odd. But also well-rounded, wouldn’t you say?”

  George St. Clair was intrigued. And he didn’t like it one bit.

  For seven days, he’d thought of only one thing.

  One woman.

  Two hats. Two smiles.

  Countless barbs and insults delivered with bite. And a sweet hello delivered with none.

  If he hadn’t recognized her muddy brown eyes, he wouldn’t have thought it the same woman.

  Different hat, different mannerisms, different voice. Same woman.

  He arrived early at the lecture hall the next week, then loitered outside until he felt like a fool and forced himself in.

  He wondered who she would be bringing today, and when she finally came in the door, it was no one.

  She met his eyes, then sat without a word.

  He cleared his throat.

  “Mr. St. Clair. You really should have that looked at.”

  “I see you’re back to your twigs today. And alone, as well?” He looked around the room filled with men, and a handful of women, in somber-colored coats. “Do you think that wise?”

  “I brought my maid again, she’s just outside. Should I tell her to come in?”

  He made a face. “No.”

  “It is unfortunate that I have tested and failed all of my acquaintances. I will simply have to hope that my honor is safe among steam enthusiasts.” She shook her head. “I take my very life in my hands in this pursuit of knowledge.”

  His lips twitched. “We are a rowdy bunch.”

  She nodded in total agreement with him and he leaned forward in his seat to say quietly, “Does your Mr. Whoever know he is marrying a woman who wears two hats?”

  “Mr. Moffat. And you must not know very many women if you think my two hats is at all remarkable.”

  “I’ve known more than a few. And none have had different smiles and different voices underneath those different hats.”

  She paused and George could practically hear the gears turning as she tried to come up with a response. She finally said, “A woman’s hat is a reflection of her mood. When I am with my fiancé, I am happy. When I am here, I am. . . I. . . wish to be left alone.”

  He sat back in his seat. He opened his leaflet.

  She turned to glare at him underneath this hat.

  “It’s only a twig.”

  “And when your Mr. Moffat was here, it was flowers and a bird’s nest.”

  “I do not dictate fashion, Mr. St. Clair, but am merely a slave to it.”

  “Quite the slave. Your entire personality changes with it.”

  He leaned forward in his seat again and her eyes widened, not with wariness but with outrage.

  He murmured, “Tell me it’s nice to meet me while you’re wearing this hat.”

  “So. Good. To. Finally. Meet. You.”

  He smiled. “So good to finally meet you as well, Miss Blackstock. Oh look, the lecture is about to begin.”

  Two

  George didn’t stop smiling, not for a long while.

  Not when the lecture ended and Miss Blackstock leapt from her seat and stuck her nose in the air and walked determinedly away from him without another word.

  Not when he arrived home to find a letter from his father and cheerily tossed it in the fire without reading.

  Should have done that with Sinclair’s letter as well.

  He had the vague impression that some people enjoyed receiving correspondences but George did not. No good news ever came in o
ne.

  He sat down with one of his cigars, closing his eyes to imagine mud-colored eyes.

  Engaged mud-colored eyes.

  Poor fellow. He was in for a rude awakening on the wedding night.

  Or perhaps Miss Blackstock would keep her happy hat on during the honeymoon phase. But one morning, Mr. Moffat would find himself peering underneath that twig hat wondering what had happened to the woman he’d married.

  Honora Kempe fumed for seven days.

  Miss Letitia Blackstock was asked multiple times over the course of the week if she was quite well. She snapped at her intended and insulted anyone who got near her, and Honora eventually quarantined herself.

  And then she was forced to suffer her aunt and uncle tiptoeing around and whispering in hallways.

  Honora squeezed her fist and shouted, “I can hear you!”

  They poked their heads around the corner and Aunt Gertrude said softly, “The stress has got to you, my dear. Perhaps it was too soon to jump into the fray again. We should have waited, given you time to rest.”

  “It is too late now. We shall simply have to wait until Mr. Moffat decides he has had enough and pays us off.”

  Uncle Hubert muttered, “Shouldn’t be too long now.”

  Aunt Gertrude patted her husband’s arm. “Is that your plan then? To use this ill temper to force his hand?”

  It hadn’t been her plan. She hadn’t had a plan, yet.

  But she’d had five engagements broken and had never floundered for a reason for ending it yet.

  Gentlemen, or at least those who thought of themselves as gentlemen, were willing to preserve the illusion of honor at any cost.

  Uncle Hubert noted, “He hasn’t been round in two days. You’ve scared him off.”

  “I told him I was not feeling well and I would send a note when I was better.”

  Her aunt and uncle exchanged a look, then came all the way into the room.

  Honora sat down and traced the pattern of the sofa with her thumb, and her aunt sat next to her.

  “It might be for the best, dear, if you never sent that note. End this one, and we’ll go have a rest. Be ourselves for a little while.”

  “It’s too soon to end it. We’ve only been engaged for a month. We’ll just have to use this foul temper to our advantage. Miss Letitia Blackstock will be her old happy self again tomorrow, and then in another month, I’ll let Honora out and we can end this charade for good.”

  Another month of being Miss Letitia Blackstock, and Honora could feel her temper bubbling and boiling.

  Perhaps her aunt was right and they’d rushed into this one. Honora couldn’t explain why this persona chafed so but Miss Blackstock was getting on her last nerve.

  She stood restlessly. “I am going to my lecture.”

  “Shall I go with you, my dear?” And when Honora shook her head, her aunt continued, “I don’t know why steam interests you so.”

  Miss Blackstock would have explained, again.

  But Honora simply said, “I know,” and left the room.

  Honora was late to the lecture– a carriage had overturned, blocking the road– and when she finally left her maid to wait outside the hall and quietly tiptoe inside, her temper and frustration gnawing at her, someone was sitting in her seat.

  She stopped and glared at the offending gentleman.

  Mr. St. Clair shifted in his seat and tried not to smile, and Honora turned her glare to him.

  His eyes tipped up to look at her, yes, twig hat, and then he moved his walking stick from off the seat next to him and turned his attention back to the lecture.

  Honora sat. And when Mr. St. Clair held out his leaflet to her, she took it without a word.

  Mr. St. Clair leaned toward her and whispered, “Your hat is quivering.”

  Honora took a calming breath, opening the leaflet and willing her temper away. And then she laughed softly because she was sitting next to Mr. St. Clair and her temper wouldn’t be improved with the experience.

  But he said not another word and neither did she, and when the lecturer left the podium at the end, Honora was herself again.

  Or as close to it as she could get while not actually being herself.

  Mr. St. Clair held his hand out to Honora and she stared at it. “Er, yes?”

  “The leaflet.”

  “Ah. Thank you for the use of it.”

  “You may be able to get another if you ask nicely.” He glanced at her hat. “Or perhaps not.”

  She turned her head to look at him and his eyes were close. And gray. And amused.

  “If I was wearing my other hat, I could probably get yours from you.”

  “I doubt it.”

  She did, too. But, “You simply can’t imagine how men fall for a few flowers.”

  “Mm-hm.”

  He folded the paper, putting it inside his coat, and Honora asked, “Did you save this seat for me?”

  “I didn’t. But when I saw you getting ready to attack the poor gentleman who’d unwittingly sat in your favored spot, I decided I would rather hear the lecture. You were already causing a commotion by being late.”

  She smiled slightly. “A carriage overturned. You can hardly fault me for that.”

  “I can. I did. I will.”

  She rose and he followed her as she headed to the exit.

  “Next week, I trust, I will be able to hear the entire lecture. A man should be able to expect that at least once.”

  “You’ve already had your once. Last week.”

  “Then once more, if you please, Miss Twiggy Blackstock. Next week is the final lecture.”

  Honora reared back. “Twiggy?”

  “Your alternate ego is Miss Apple Blossom Blackstock.”

  She laughed, shaking her head as they exited the hall together. She spotted her maid and waved her over, and said, “Should I wear the other hat next week?”

  “I can’t imagine why you would.”

  He turned away from her after a quick head nod and Honora said to his retreating back, “No, I can’t imagine why either.”

  Reparations were in order for Mr. Moffat, and Honora was forced to do what women had been doing since time immemorial.

  She baked him a tart.

  Of course, she burnt it, and she thought that if Mr. Moffat didn’t get scared off because of her temper, her cooking might just do it.

  Mr. Moffat’s wife would have to know how to cook, at least occasionally, and Honora was convinced that that was one skill that needed to be learned while young or else it just never took.

  She’d thought about bribing Aunt Gertrude’s cook to make a tart, then decided the truth might be better after all.

  She packed a picnic basket and invited Mr. Moffat and Uncle Hubert and Aunt Gertrude and put on her Miss Apple Blossom hat.

  They trudged through Victoria Park and when she found a suitable place, bade Mr. Moffat to lay down the blanket in as sweet a voice as she could muster.

  It must have been good enough because Mr. Moffat smiled at her and they settled, Honora pulling out bread and boiled chicken and lemonade.

  She waited until they had lunched, and then with a flourish pulled out her burnt strawberry tart with a bright smile.

  She cut it up, placing it carefully on little plates, and when she passed Mr. Moffat his, said shyly, “A sweet treat to make up for my sour temper. Forgive me?”

  Mr. Moffat said, “Of course, of course,” as he looked at the tart with a frozen smile on his face.

  Honora took a big bite of her own and said with obvious satisfaction, “Why, I think this is the best tart I’ve ever made. I remembered the sugar this time!”

  Uncle Hubert choked and Miss Blackstock, ever solicitous, poured him more lemonade.

  Aunt Gertrude got into the spirit of it and said, “You do not make the same mistake twice, Letitia, at the very least. This tart is a vast improvement, although a tad on the overdone side.”

  “Well, only a little. But I like my tarts well done. Don
’t you, Mr. Moffat?”

  Mr. Moffat rapped his fork on the crust and finally said, “Er, yes. Wonderful, wonderful.”

  The next week, having learned her lesson about carriages and traffic, Honora was early to the lecture. And when she sat down, it was next to Mr. St. Clair again.

  He looked at her. “You’re not getting attached to me, are you?”

  “I’m engaged.”

  He grunted. “Engaged is not married.”

  Honora thought no truer words had ever been spoken.

  She said, “But you were relieved when I brought Mr. Moffat, weren’t you?”

  “Astounded was more like it. There should be some form of address for engaged women so as to warn a fellow. Not a miss, not yet a missus, but something in between.”

  “That is absurd. And unfair. You were born a mister, and there you’ll stay. Whereas my very name, my very being, is dependent on whether I’m married or not.”

  “It’s not about being fair, it’s about keeping civilization going. A man needs to know if a woman is taken when he first meets her or else all hell would break loose.”

  “You’re joking.”

  “No. A man needs to know at the first introduction so he stays away from another man’s territory. A woman doesn’t.”

  Honora realized her mouth was hanging open and she closed it with a snap.

  “What you’re saying is that a woman’s form of address is there simply to let a man know whether she is available or not? Fascinating.”

  He shrugged. “If your fiancé hadn’t introduced us, you would have worked it in somehow that you were engaged. Isn’t a form of address so much simpler?”

  “I do believe I could have made it clear that I wasn’t a possibility for you without resorting to my fiancé. But you are right about one thing. A woman doesn’t need a man’s form of address to tell her whether he’s married or not. You’re not.”

  “You don’t know that. I could be married with four children and you wouldn’t ever know.”

  “I know. You’re not. And I think it unlikely you ever will be.”

  “Would that I was so lucky.”

  The lecturer took his place behind the podium and Mr. St. Clair leaned over to whisper, “Because I think that your Mr. Moffat, like all men, is in for a world of trouble once he says ‘I do’.”