Boring Is The New Black (The Fashionista and The Geek Book 1)

  Other Titles by Megan Bryce

  The Fashionista and The Geek

  Boring Is The New Black

  The Tie’s The Limit

  It's Only Temporary

  Some Like It Charming*

  Some Like It Ruthless

  Some Like It Perfect*

  Some Like It Hopeless

  The Reluctant Bride Collection

  To Catch A Spinster*

  To Tame A Lady*

  To Wed The Widow*

  To Tempt The Saint*

  *Also available as an audiobook

  About Boring Is The New Black

  Famous name? Check.

  Famous face? Double check.

  A life locked up tight? Lock and key.

  The daughter of a famed supermodel, Nicole Bissette has lived her entire life unwillingly in the spotlight. And she’s learned that to keep unwanted attention from herself, it’s best if she never smiles, never laughs. Never lets anyone close.

  Especially her employees. Especially that one employee who lives to make her laugh, who loves to see her smile, and who doesn’t seem to realize that he works for a fashion designer. Does he not know? Can he not see? Is that really what he’s wearing?

  This fashionista is about to discover that love really is blind. . .

  Table of Contents

  Other titles by Megan Bryce

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  Twenty-One

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  Twenty-Five

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  Twenty-Seven

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  Twenty-Nine

  Thirty

  Thirty-One

  Thirty-Two

  Thirty-Three

  Thirty-Four

  Thirty-Five

  Thirty-Six

  Thirty-Seven

  Newsletter sign-up

  Sample of The Tie’s The Limit

  Sample of Some Like It Charming

  Copyright

  Megan BryceBoring Is The New Black

  One

  There was no busier week for a fashion designer than the second week in February.

  Designers, models, celebrities, and industry professionals of every variety swarmed New York, and it was no time for Nicole Bissette to be dawdling in a coffeehouse, sitting down even, when there were outfits to final check, lighting and music to run through. Problems to fix, fires to put out.

  Except even during the busiest week of the year, there was time for very good friends. Best friends who’d dropped everything to come and lend moral support.

  But only five minutes.

  Gia unwound the pink, orange, and brown scarf from around her neck and said, “You only scheduled in five minutes for us to talk you off the ledge?”

  She licked the whipped cream from off the top of her hot cocoa, and Nicole hadn’t even known they served whipped cream. In New York. During fashion week.

  “I can maybe push it to ten.”

  Victoria crossed her high-heeled black boots, smoothed her black ankle-length pencil skirt, blew on her extra-hot black coffee, and said, “We can do it in five.”

  “Thank you. Thank you for coming so quickly.”

  “What else are we going to do when our friend puts on her very first runway?” Gia squealed under her breath, her excitement uncontainable. “The friend who got us front-row seats for tomorrow!”

  Nicole thought of everyone who was going to be sitting front row tomorrow. Critiquing her creations, comparing her to those who came before her that week.

  Last year.

  Twenty years ago.

  She said, “I think I’m going to vomit.”

  “No, you’re not.” Victoria assessed the green pallor of her friend’s skin. “Well, maybe you are. But then you are going to brush your teeth and redo your makeup, and have the best show New York has ever seen.”

  “It won’t matter. How good it is. They’ll say it’s just because of her. And then if it’s not good, it will be all my fault.”

  Gia puckered her eyebrows. “No one will say that.”

  Victoria nodded. “Yes, they will. So, what?”

  Gia glared. “Victoria!”

  “They will say it. And they will think it. And there’s nothing she can do about that except give up.”

  Nicole put her head in her hands.

  Gia rustled around in her large handbag. “Who cares if her mother is Nikita! She’s her own person.”

  Nicole had never been her own person. She’d always been the daughter of. Always been the lesser of.

  Her mother had been the trailblazer. Coming to America and first rocking the modeling world and then transitioning into a fierce fashion designer.

  She’d fought her way to the top, tooth and nail. She’d worked for everything she had.

  Nicole had never had the opportunity.

  Doors opened without her having to even knock. Room was found without her having to even ask.

  She was the daughter of fame. She was the daughter of money and power.

  Everything had been handed to her since the day of her birth, and she couldn’t undo her connections.

  Victoria understood. Victoria Edwards knew what it meant to be the daughter of someone. Knew how to live in the shadows of the mighty. Knew how to fight for her own sun.

  Gia finally found what she was looking for, pulling out a little bag of brightly colored candy and popping it open loudly before pushing it over.

  “Take two handfuls and call me in the morning.”

  Nicole lifted her head to stare incredulously at her friend. “You have candy in your bag?”

  “Of course I do. Candy makes everything better. Or to be more specific, sugar. Sugar makes everything better.”

  Victoria drawled, “We wouldn’t know. Sugar is not something we’re overly familiar with.”

  Gia eyed Victoria’s coffee and her size two skirt. “I know. I’m so sorry.”

  Nicole pushed the candy away and sipped her small non-fat sugar-free vanilla extra foam cappuccino.

  “Why did I become a designer? I’ll always be her daughter, I’ll always be competing against her. I should have gone into banking.”

  Victoria choked back her laughter. “You know this is your world. You’re just afraid you will come up short. And you will. Accept it, embrace it. And look forward to that day when you won’t. Now that will be an accomplishment.”

  Gia glared again. “Has anyone ever told you, Victoria, that you could use a little sugar?”

  “Has anyone ever told you, Gia, that you could use a little less?”

  This fight was as old as they were, though the sugar description was new. Since Giada Abelli had entered their exclusive boarding school on a scholarship, Victoria had been trying to get her to toughen up.

  And Gia had been trying to get Victoria to soften up.

  Gia picked up the bag of candy and waved it at Victoria.

  “There are two kinds of people in this world: gummy bears and Sour Patch Kids. I think we know which of us is which. And I think we know which one is liked better.”

 
She popped a gummy bear into her mouth and chewed ecstatically.

  Victoria was unimpressed. “Who cares about being liked?”

  “I do. And Nicole does.”

  Victoria made a face. “No, she cares about being respected. There’s a difference.”

  Nicole watched the little bag of candy swing in her friend’s hand. “If Gia’s a gummy bear and Victoria’s a Sour Patch Kid, what am I?”

  Gia swallowed. “You’re a Sour Patch Kid.”

  Victoria sipped. “You’re a gummy bear.”

  Gia guffawed at Victoria. “She never smiles! How is that a gummy bear?”

  Nicole never smiled because when she did she looked like her mother twenty years ago and no one let her forget it.

  Straight brown hair that was somehow exotic on her mother and plain on Nicole.

  Brown eyes that laughed and jabbed on her mother and were guarded on Nicole.

  Full lips that were welcoming and sensual on both of them. When they smiled.

  “That’s just my thing,” Nicole said.

  Gia popped another gummy bear into her mouth. “You’re proving my point.”

  Victoria said, “I don’t know what smiling has to do with it. I smile.”

  Victoria smiled then– a large beauty queen smile. Her straight white teeth gleaming, her brown eyes sparkling. Her long brown hair full and sexy.

  And if anybody was stupid enough to fall for that smile, they would realize their mistake fairly quickly.

  Gia nodded. “Okay. You’re right. You smile an awful lot and no one would confuse you with a gummy bear.”

  “Thank you,” Victoria said and meant it.

  Gia rolled her eyes. “But Nicole is still not a gummy bear.”

  Nicole didn’t want to be a gummy bear. But she didn’t want to be a Sour Patch Kid, either.

  Because no matter how much she looked like her mother, and no matter that she’d modeled like her mother, and now designed like her mother, Nicole wasn’t her.

  Wasn’t like her mother at all.

  Or much at all.

  Her mother was a Sour Patch Kid and proud of it, just like Victoria.

  Or something even more pucker-worthy than that.

  Maybe a Hot Tamale or an Atomic Fireball, except that implied a sweetness under the spicy and right about there the whole candy reference fell apart.

  Her mother was a firework. Pretty to look at, hot to the touch, just waiting to blow your arm off.

  Nicole had been happy to get away from her to go to boarding school. Had been relieved to be on her own, even if it was amidst a pack of teenage girls.

  Teenage girls were nothing compared to her mother.

  Nicole had even been surprised to find a friend in Victoria.

  Another refugee from a gilded, war-torn life and they’d joked about what a vacation school was from real life.

  But not everyone had been prepared for the claws. Not everyone had been hardened in the crucible of drugs, sex, and money.

  Some girls came from happy homes, with loving mothers and fathers. Family dinners.

  Some girls were too nice for an all-girls boarding school.

  One girl had been unprepared for a pack of hyenas to circle around, laughing and pulling at her too-frizzy hair, poking at the baby fat spilling over her skirt.

  Gia had sucked in her stomach and patted her thick, brown hair, and said like she was repeating what some kindhearted grandmother had told her years ago, “A bird loves her nest.”

  The blond hair, blue-eyed ringleader had chirped a laugh. “Nest is right. Let’s get some eggs, girls!”

  Victoria, never afraid, had stepped inside the circle, pushing girls away left and right and smiling that smile. “Back off, Barbie.”

  Nicole had watched, nervous and wide-eyed.

  Was she supposed to follow her friend? Into the middle of that circle?

  But with someone fierce beside her, Gia had stuck her hands in her hair, shaking it wildly and saying, “Every bird must hatch its own eggs!”

  The blond barbie had backed away, tossing her hair and smiling-slash-sneering, and when everyone was gone except the three of them, Victoria had turned to Gia.

  “That made no sense.”

  “That was my plan.”

  And that had been it. It had been the three of them through three years of boarding school and then four more years of college.

  Gia, her hair still corkscrew curly, wild and untamed, studied a bear between her fingers.

  “Maybe there are three kinds of people: gummy bears, Sour Patch Kids, and Sour Patch Kids who think they’re gummy bears.” She waved the bear around. “Maybe even more than that. Gummy bears who wish they were Sour Patch Kids, Sour Patch Kids who wish they were gummy bear, Sour Patch Kids who love being a Sour Patch Kid, and Sour Patch Kids who don’t know they’re Sour Patch Kids, gummy bears who–”

  Victoria closed her eyes. “Please, stop.”

  Nicole eyed the bag. “Maybe sugar does make everything better. Gia is pretty happy.”

  Really, she was the only one. Victoria was too intense to endure a mild feeling like happiness and Nicole was. . .just not.

  Maybe it was the lack of sugar.

  Victoria stood abruptly, ripping the bag from Gia’s fingers and marching over to the nearest garbage can.

  Gia cried out, “Hey,” as Victoria threw it in and then marched back to the table.

  “Nicole is already stressed and exhausted. She doesn’t need to start eating candy on top of it and have to add more hours in at the gym.”

  Nicole nodded gratefully. “You’re right. And it’s already been eleven minutes. I have to get back anyway.”

  Gia shook her head. “Something is wrong with you two. Seriously.”

  Victoria checked her phone, eleven minutes as long as she could be away from her business as well.

  “It’s nothing a great runway won’t fix.”

  Nicole stood, gathering her coat and shrugging into it. “We’ll see. Anything better than ‘It made me want to slit my throat’ and I suppose I’ll survive.”

  Gia said, like she wished she could believe it, “Your mother wouldn’t say that about your runway.”

  Nicole and Victoria just looked at her and then at each other.

  Victoria drawled, “It must be nice to grow up with loving family members who insist on not preparing you for real life.”

  Nicole nodded. “Must be. Now, was I talked off the ledge? I can’t tell.”

  Gia stood, hugging her hard. “Enjoy your show. This first time will only come once.”

  Victoria shook her head in disgust. “Enjoy the memories. Now, go back to work and get it done.”

  There was so much work to be done and Nicole waved as she headed to the door, pausing before opening it to the cold and the wind, and then hurrying out before she could change her mind.

  Through the glass window, Gia was waving at her enthusiastically and Victoria was smiling her beauty queen smile.

  They’d be front and center tomorrow, along with half of New York.

  And the other half would read about it the next day.

  Nicole hugged her coffee cup to her chest, happy to be invisible right now in the crush of the crowded sidewalk.

  Wishing she could be invisible tomorrow, too, and wondering what madness had come over her to think she could do a runway when her last name was Bissette.

  Megan BryceBoring Is The New Black

  Two

  Flynn Redmond frequently wondered how he’d ever come to work for a fashion designer. For Nicole Bissette.

  A celebrity, a debutante. The daughter of a supermodel.

  But six months ago, she’d been hiring an IT Specialist (at an entry level salary), and that’s what he was.

  And what man wouldn’t think that working with celebrities and models, who frequently pranced around in an undressed state, wouldn’t be the most badass job ever?

  He’d been wrong.

  And he’d been surprised to learn
that a lot of them were really young. They were overworked and underpaid. They were bored.

  They were photoshopped, almost always.

  And he could have done the photoshop but that wasn’t his job.

  His job was to keep the computers working. And the tablets. And the printers.

  To update software and keep the website running.

  To keep the wifi connected, the phones working.

  No one wanted to be in a room full of bored models whose phones weren’t working.

  “It doesn’t work. Make it work.”

  Flynn held out his hand for the phone, keeping his eyes off the semi-nude model sitting in her chair getting her hair and makeup done not because he was a decent human being but because it had only taken a few months before the allure of so much flesh had become completely and utterly normal.

  In quiet moments, Flynn shook his fist at a cruel and unjust god. He couldn’t look without knowing what parts had been nicked and tucked, photoshopped and retouched, and it was a sad day indeed when a healthy, red-blooded man got tired of nudity.

  He said, “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”

  She wasn’t listening to him and didn’t answer and wouldn’t have got the reference anyway, and he turned the phone off and on again.

  He handed it back to her with a “voila” and went back to watch from the sidelines.

  He was just here to make sure everything was plugged in and turned on. If something wasn’t working– and for some reason even when it wasn’t technology related they called for him– it was his job to fix it.

  This is what he’d spent four years in school for. What he’d accrued thousands and thousands of dollars of debt for.

  A job full of naked women requiring him to drop whatever he was doing at any hour because no one in the fashion world had ever heard of nine to five.

  Regular hours. He’d love regular hours.

  Before Flynn had made it back to his watching position, he’d taped down a few cords that had worked their way loose, turned off and on two more phones, and changed the batteries in a microphone.